Thoughts going through the noodle while watching Hitch

• Will Smith sure has big ears
• But he's still hot
• Aww the streets of New York. Wish I were there again.
• I love Eva Mendes' outfits.
• And her hair.
• Ohmygosh...her curves! She's so hot!
• OK seriously, she's a gossip columnist for a trashy paper. How can she afford to live in such a nice apartment in NY??
• Ditto for Will.
• Kevin James looks like a big teddy bear.
• Hmm Amber Valletta isn't too bad an actor.

Verdict: Enjoyable Saturday night movie. Not too cuddly mushy to the point that it's nauseating, although the ending felt a bit contrived. If it weren't for Will Smith and Kevin James, it probably wouldn't have been so funny.